Woo was off the blog yesterday … sorry … we were getting our hair done ….
Anyway, we’ve discovered that cash machines in East London are offering customers the option of using Cockney rhyming slang to get their hands on their bees n honey … that’s money to our international readers! 🙂
Yesterday, five ATM’s in the East End ‘went Cockney’ for three months … and anyone opting for Cockney rhyming slang (instead of English or any other available language!) will be asked to enter their Huckleberry Finn (PIN) before choosing how much sausage and mash (cash) they want …
Those wanting to withdraw 10 pounds will have to ask for a speckled hen …
… while the machine may tell more unfortunate users it’s contacting their rattle and tank (bank of course!!).
So … with all this going on, Woo thought it would put a visit to our lovely coffee shop through the cockney translator. We put it in …. and out came …
Blimey! I’m beef stroganoff down ter Woo ter missin’ link some lovely Joe Roffie an’ ‘ave a dorothy dandridge. Nuff said, yeah?
🙂 So now you know what to tell your china plates ……..